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…they don`t like me

Now that I’m back to the amusement park called Netherlands, when I tell people I’ve spent almost 3 months in Colombia the first questions I get are about safety. Did you feel unsafe? How dangerous really is? Did you have scary moments?  First of all, I consider myself fortunate as I didn’t had any real bad experience, excluding a mobile phone that had disappear most likely because I lost it rather than got it stolen. The reason is partially because I look Colombian and I could not be easily identified as a tourist, till I open my mouth and speak a word. Around me I heard different travelers that got robbed in the most amusing ways, like the dude got surrounded by 20 transvestites padding his butt and bye-bye wallet, but really nothing more serious than petty crime. The point is that, how do we say if a place is dangerous? If they tell you that a bridge is about to fall down, you’ll feel in danger crossing it… but are you, really? If nobody tells you, you may walk on a cracked bridge without noticing it and feeling totally safe even if you’re actually in great danger. And if you walk on a bridge and you notice a crack… you’ll feel suddenly in danger! Colombia is considered dangerous because of violence by narco-terrorists, but what did I experience as a backpacker? There’s no a single and simple answer about all the different places and areas I’ve been, so I rather use few stories from the road…

Story #1: bus trips

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bus from Sinselejo to Medellin

FARC, the terrible Colombian guerrilla, still exist but is generally off the main routes used by the travelers, hidden somewhere in the vast jungle areas. I said generally, because this story is proving the opposite. When I was in Mompox, along the Magdalena river, I met 2 friendly Israelis continuing their trip to Medellin. I didn’t manage to convince them to stay one more day in this quiet Colonial town, so they left the day before I did. But I arrived in Medellin only 4 hours after them… because they got stuck for >12 hours in their bus as the road was completely shutdown. On the main road the FARC stopped 2 buses, evacuate the people and burned the vehicles down. Nobody of the passengers was hurt but indeed is not a joke. To see how active the FARC is, you can check this Wikipedia article titled List of attacks attributed to FARC. – I’m glad I didn’t see this before going there 🙂 In other areas, like the one around Popayan, in the department of Cauca, taking a night bus is too dangerous to be recommended. To summarize: better to check with the locals if the bus route is safe and step out of buses if any soldier is asking.

Story #2: that dark road at night

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are you afraid of empty streets?

It’s well known to don’t walk around alone at night in dark, empty roads. But never the less I found myself in the road here in the picture, at 4am, in Barranquilla, alone and tipsy. It was a stupid idea of course, but I remember at that moment I thought: “if I see someone, I’m gonna get scared to death. But if someone sees me now, it must get scared too!”. Then I decided that I would have robbed anyone approaching me. Robbers don’t rob each others, right??

Story #3: the trick of the empty bottle

I wrote already that the area of Bogota’ where the hostel was, the Candelaria, didn’t make me feel safe at night. The beggars, very insisting in asking money, gave me a feeling I didn’t encounter in any other place around. So here is the story. I was visiting a Spanish travel-friend in another hostel and I ended up staying there listening guitar till 2am. When I announced that time arrived for me to leave the gang, the (Colombian) girl working in the hostel said the following: “oh no! you have to cross the square at this time? Take an empty beer bottle with you, just in case!” I politely refused: “giving away my fake wallet and my camera” VS “defend them fighting with a broken glass”… I was sober enough to opt for the former. But I got really scared by the commend and I was freaking out walking alone in the empty little streets. At day, this is a lovely bohemian barrio. At night, it’s a desert with only few security guards at some crossings. I jumped on the first taxi I saw (and I was lucky to see one) and observed from the window the poor beggars in the square…

Story #4: who robbed me in Colombia?

Yes, actually I did got robbed while I was in Colombia. Not by the beggars, not in the shops, not by the terrorists, not by the police. Actually, not by a Colombian. I got robbed by my Dutch bank, that charged me 2.5 EUR for each ATM cash withdrawal!!*   *from the bank site: Withdrawing currencies other than the euro: € 2.25 + 1.2% exchange rate surcharge 

Don’t give papaya.

Papaya is a fruit, yes. “Dar papaya” (give papaya) is a Colombian expression  that means exactly “don’t give the bad guys any opportunity”. In Colombia you better don’t give papaya, but it’s appropriate to find a balance between don’t take risks and threat anyone like a thief, or your time there will become a nightmare. People are fundamentally good, I believe, and following this believe I could enjoy the humanity I met.

Feeling unsafe in Colombia?
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Written by Daniele
Hi, I’m Daniele! In April 2012 I quit my full-time IT job to pursue entrepreneurship and a location independent lifestyle.